I know what you’re thinking - “People will be more careful when they’re flying” - to which I ask you, will they really? In this new dystopian future where a helicopter could take you anywhere, a mistype could potentially take you to the entirely wrong city. Sometimes somebody enters or reads an address wrong, and you’re blocks away from where you should be, and you’re too chicken to ask to be taken to the right place.
#UBER COPTER DRIVERS#
While drivers aren’t responsible for lost items, I’ve heard many a success story.
#UBER COPTER DRIVER#
Leaving your belongings in an Uber is unfortunate but common, and Uber has taken measures to make the process of reclaiming your items easier by creating a way to contact your driver after your ride.
Have you ever sat in an Uber that is going way too fast, running red lights and making a horrifying noise that leaves you wondering if this ride will be your last? What is the aircraft equivalent of pressing your foot into the floor in hopes that the driver will receive your energy and brake? Soon we will all find out when we are hundreds of feet in the air over Downtown and hear our Uber pilot yell over the super loud sound of the helicopters, “People fly like idiots.” The street trash will scatter in your wake as you fly in style to Langley in no time at all. Luckily, Uber has a way for you to get to your bio lecture faster and for more money than ever before. Sometimes the depths of South Oakland are as vast as they are dirty and mysterious, and the thought of traversing them at 9 a.m. These are the top 10 situations we need to get ready to face in our new dystopia. We as a nation need to be prepared for a future of summoning airplanes from our phones. Due to the horrifying reality of climate change, soon, America is going to sink into the ocean and we will be unable to drive cars. While it may look like we’re descending into the dystopian future that YA novels warned us about, it’s time to get serious. The Uber Elevate website has concept images of Skyports, which are just big landing pads that look like something out of the 2014 film adaptation of “Divergent.” This rich nonsense has me imagining a future where ordering a helicopter from your phone is commonplace. Uber announced in July the beginnings of helicopter services in New York City to and from JFK Airport for $200, with plans to expand and make aerial ridesharing available to the masses by as early as 2023.
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